Big warning; Mature Content!
First off, I'm not new. I just created a second account so that I can still reffer people to my page to look at my stories and not have them inadvertantly view something that I may like but they may find offencive. So in reality this is

here, i'm just being sneaky. Don't bother watching this accout, becuse I'm not planning on posting anything here.
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"Don't cry, retard! This isn't a funeral, it's a rebirth! It's my birthday!"
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Sign THIS!